The Satan Factor: A Creationist Theory of Gravity
By Dr. Bullshiite Dumas, PhD Mechanical Engineering, WJ Bryan Bible College
Abstract: The Darwinists like to tell us that evolution is a proven fact, as evident as the theory of gravity. This article will suggest that they are indeed correct. In fact, there is more evidence in favor of evolutionary theory than there is in favor of gravity, and both theories, are just that: theories. They are unprovable, non-disprovable hypotheses that are no better than a Biblical explanation for the phenomena that they cover. This article will present a true explanation of why we experience phenomena attributed to that materialistic theory of gravity. While the Newtonists tell us that gravity is a scientifically tenable theory, they have no evidence for this conclusion. Their conclusions lack Biblical truth, and are therefore necessarily false. The true explanation for gravity is as follows: it is an effect of the weight of sin on the shoulders of mankind, and is exacted by Satan pulling down on the surface of the Earth, towards Hell (in the center of the Earth).Only at Christ’s return will this weight be overcome.
The Newtonists have controlled the physics world for the last 400 years. They tell us that there is this thing called gravity which apparently keeps us from falling off of the surface of the Earth. This is just another step in a long history of science that has provided us with such aberrations as a flat Earth and evolutionary theory, none of which are empirically provable. When Newton developed the theory of gravity, he stated no mechanism for explaining why it worked. He invented an equation out of thin air, and then claimed that it was proven to describe the effects of gravity. Yet he could not explain why the equation worked, and nobody else has been able to either. While Einstein claimed to be able to explain gravity by claiming that space is “curved” (Hartle 2003), that’s just stupid. Seriously. Does the universe look curved to you? The answer is a definitive NO. When you set a piece of paper on a table, it lies flat; the paper does not curve. And yet something holds it down onto the table.
However, the Einsteinists continue to assure us that the space is curved. And how do we know this? Only through the words of the Einsteinists and Newtonists. Besides, the Second Law of Thermodynamics forbids the existence of a curved universe; space requires some level of information content to hold a curved position, and entropy forbids that information can survive in nature for long periods of time. Thus, curved space as an explanation for the phenomena often called “gravity” is as wrong as evolution is as an explanation for the diversity of life around us. Besides, it is perfectly obvious to any observer that understands the Bible that God, not Darwin, is the source of all diversity in the world around us.
The Moral Problem of Gravity
The acceptance of a materialistic theory of gravity also poses many problems for modern society. In America today, a much secularized nation, teenagers are having abortions daily after having intercourse with their cousins and friends, and teachers are molesting students, who go on to murder their innocent classmates. In the face of such troubles, we must ask ourselves why. America is one of the most materialistic nations in the entire world. When America was a truly Christian nation, and trusted the Bible as her source for explaining the world around her, we did not have these problems. Indeed, it is only after American school textbooks became laced with Darwinism and Newtonism and Einsteinism that these things began to happen. In order to rectify these issues in our society, we must return to the Bible for guidance, and no longer trust the scientific community. After all, the scientific community constantly attacks religion, and people of faith. We need to move away from the guidance of these atheists, and return to the Bible to explain the world around us.
But does a Biblical theory of gravity make sense?
In shortest form, the answer is a resounding YES. Sin is the weight that allows Satan to pull us downward towards the center of the Earth that is Hell. But how do we know that the center of the Earth is Hell? The answer is actually quite simple. The Bible informs us that Hell is extremely hot, and filled with fire (see, for examples, Mt 5:22-29, Mt 23:15, 2Pe 2:4, Mt 12:45, etc.). The last passage is especially relevant to us. Matthew describes Hell as a “lake of fire”. Anybody familiar with volcanology or geology can tell you that within the Earth lies a giant lake of molten rock, a lake of fire essentially. The Bible also refers to the pit of Hell on many occasions (“brought down into Hades” Lk 16:23, Hell as “pits of darkness” Mt 11:23, “you will descend into Hades” Mt 16:18, etc). Therefore, it is safe to assume that Hell itself lies within Earth. Thus, gravity can be seen as pulling us towards Hell.
However, the devout reader will most likely ask the following question: “But why would God allow Satan this level of control over Earth?” This is an extremely easy question to answer, actually. Mankind chose this path, through Adam and Eve’s transgressions. They allowed sin to enter the world, and gave Satan agency over the Earth. However, as promised in Revelation, Christ will one day return to free the holy from Satan’s grasp. Now it can be understood from the Bible why gravity has no effect on Christ. Christ is without sin, and therefore does not bear the weight of sin. As a result, Satan has no power over Him. Therefore, gravity itself may now be referred to as the “weight of sin”.
Christ’s sinless nature is evident throughout the Bible. His sinless nature is enough for Him to overcome the weight of sin. For Christ ascended (moved upwards) into Heaven, as explained in Acts 1:1-11. Jesus was also able to overcome the weight of sin by walking on water (Jn 6:16-21). Thus, we see that an individual not suffering under the weight of sin is essentially weightless, and can overcome the illusion of gravity. It should be noted that the kingdom of heaven is obviously far above Earth, as noted in Acts 2:5. The verse reads “Now there were staying in Jerusalem God-fearing Jews from every nation under heaven”, and definitively proves that Heaven is located above the surface of Earth, and outside the grasp of Satan. Only when Christ returns, however, will humanity be able to overcome the weight of sin and ascend into heaven.
As we have seen, the materialistic atheistic dogma of gravity completely ignores the role of sin in creating the phenomenon of gravity. While Newton could not provide a mechanism for explaining gravity, and Einstein wrongly proposed that “well maybe space is curved” as an explanation, a true understanding of the Bible proves that gravity is actually the weight of sin, pulling us down towards hell and away from God’s kingdom. When Christ returns, those holy individuals who have overcome Satan’s temptations will be taken up into Heaven. However, those that are sinners will be cast into the fiery pit of Hell, as they will be far to heavy with sin to be physically capable of ascending into Heaven. We must no longer trust our fates to the godless physicists, but must realize that humans are responsible for the origin of “gravity” through Eve’s transgression, and work to overcome our sins. Without doing this, we will never achieve redemption.
Hartle, JB. 2004 Class. Quantum Grav. 21 2219-2220
 Hades, as anyone familiar with Scripture knows, is a synonym for the term “Hell”.